if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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