Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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