This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
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At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
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Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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