it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
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