when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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