i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
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is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
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I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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