I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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