I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
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Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
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I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
that is very illegal...i love you.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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