I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
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Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
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I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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