Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
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lets start a swedish sibling band together
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
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worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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