did you get engaged???
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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