I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
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I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
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Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
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