I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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