I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
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why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
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Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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