thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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