There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Why are your pants in the freezer?
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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