Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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