we have officially mastered the walk of shame
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
There's a naked man in my car right now.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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