Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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