I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Randomize
