did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Are we in a gay sports bar?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
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i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
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Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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