after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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