U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Randomize