waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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