I'm really into asian looking animals
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
