maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
