Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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