She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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