We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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