Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
We named our party play list daddy issues
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
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I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
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As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
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