Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
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This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
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I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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