But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
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Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
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Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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