...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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