i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
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she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
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I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Holy shit dude........stairs
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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