We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I currently don't understand fingers.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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