I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
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i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
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I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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