How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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