Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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