I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Also, beer. Big fan.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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