hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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