Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
Randomize
