Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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