i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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