Me. At least after what I've been through.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
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it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
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I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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