i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
do herpes really smell.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
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Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
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Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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