Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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