did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
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we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
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oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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