No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
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i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
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So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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