question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
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after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
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Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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