i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
A+ Viking dick
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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