YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
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The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
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he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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