Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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