That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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