IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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