So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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