I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
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Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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